PLASTIC vs. OUR BOATS
                  By Richard Frye
                Saturday......Mar. 20th ..everybody is getting 
                  Spring Fever..and with a nice day ahead.......according to the 
                  weather report was the perfect setting for a paddling session 
                  at the local lake with Dennis our park ranger. He's a newcomer 
                  to the world of paddling and his first boat is a Perception 
                  Sundance 12.............yep a plastic boat! 
                
                  Dennis in his plastic boat
                Well...........bless his little pea pic'n heart........he 
                  don't know no better....I had my blue skinboat. We met at the 
                  local restaurant, had a nice breakfast and set out for the lake. 
                  This was the first time my Tracker ever had a plastic thing 
                  on top! Now being a ragtop.. in all respects, it ain't too bad 
                  with one very light boat but with two? I had to drive with extreme 
                  caution! We launched the boats without incident. 
                
                  This was the first time my Tracker 
                  ever had a plastic thing on top! 
                I took a few pics since this was Dennis's first 
                  time out this year.......and on this lake and he plopped in 
                  after I showed him how to get in a boat without getting wet 
                  and then freezing all day long. Like I said, it was turning 
                  out to be nice but still a little nippy! Now Dennis weighs 240 
                  pounds. and the small plastic boat floated him with ease. The 
                  cockpit is about 54 inches long and about 19 inches wide which 
                  is nice and roomy and a little longer than the cockpit on my 
                  blue skinboat. We paddled the lake a couple of times at a brisk 
                  pace and went as far up the main feeder stream as we could. 
                  I put the plastic thing in the lead cause I got tired of looking 
                  behind me to see if he wuz still thar! He kept get'n outta my 
                  hearing range. That wuz when I realized I was talking to myself 
                  most of the time!
                
                  I got tired of looking behind me to see if he wuz still thar! 
                
                 He commented that my cheapo canvas covered skinboat 
                  was faster than his sleek looking factory job. I didn't say 
                  noth'n but smiled slightly.......and when he weren't look'n 
                  I really had the shit eat'n grin on from one side to the other! 
                  We got back to the landing a couple of hours later and swapped 
                  boats. Needless to say ........he was impressed with the skinboat 
                  damn near instantly!....and after a bit of paddling he started 
                  ask'n about building one fer his son that lives in Virginia.......and 
                  then kinda hinted that he might even want one fer himself! That 
                  old possum grin came back again when he weren't look'n! I git 
                  a kick outta folks when they show amazement from a boat they 
                  ain't never been in! The part I like is when all their fears 
                  about skin-on-frame boats go away, and realize they are in a 
                  craft that has been around a lot longer than plastic! Most of 
                  ya'll know that skinboats date back over 2000 years. Since it 
                  wuz just me and him ......we didn't have nobody to take pictures 
                  so we took'em of each other and had almost 3-1/2 hours of paddl'n. 
                
                
                  he kinda hinted that he might even want one fer himself! 
                Dennis was quite surprized at how tired he wuz! 
                  I told'im it was great excercize and you could really wear your 
                  ass out quick if you didn't pace yourself within your own limits. 
                  After being cooped up all winter......a brisk paddle for 3 or 
                  4 hours will certainly make you reach fer a bottle of Tylenol 
                  the next morning! Well .......the weather channel lied, and 
                  what else is new?....... we got rained on a little.......not 
                  much so we headed in. Dennis noticed how tired he wuz when he 
                  attempted to get out of my blue skinboat.......... several times. 
                  I just said, "The more you do it the easier it gits!" 
                  Ok now.....I was in the plastic boat and even though I hate 
                  to admit it...the plastic boat was stable enough, handled good 
                  and tracked straight due to the dual tracking channels molded 
                  in...and turned as expected. The seat was comfortable and adjustable 
                  with the back being high enough to offer good back support. 
                  One thing that Dennis was proud to point out was the "sealed 
                  waterproof hatch" aft of the cockpit. I said......"I 
                  really ain't got much use fer'em!" He looked at me kinda 
                  strange.....and I laughed when he was already in his boat and 
                  tried to git something out of it! It's damn near impossible 
                  to git into those hatches without doing a flamboyant eskimo 
                  roll...and dump'n all yor shit down to Davy Jones! And not only 
                  that but it's embarassing to swim back to shore, towing your 
                  boat, just so you can git back inside and attempt to go paddling 
                  again! I learned the hardway too! You put stuff in those hatches 
                  that you ain't going to need until you park her somewhere on 
                  shore so you can git out and git in it without upsetting everything.....or 
                  have somebody else along that's willing to try to git that super 
                  tight rubber hatch off and plunder thru yo stuff without dropping 
                  any of it overboard! Even that can be a problem! Then more fun 
                  comes along when you and them try to git that tight fitting 
                  hatch cover back on! Just put yo stuff in a rubbermaid container, 
                  in front of you.......and have it secured with a cord and snap 
                  hook and you don't have to worry about things like that, or 
                  have it in a small dry bag. Deck bags are also good but can 
                  git kinda pricey. I made my own for certain excursions! 
                
                  I found the plastic boat good for general paddling
                  and even fishing too!
                I found the plastic boat good for general paddling 
                  and even fishing too! The part I didn't like about it was when 
                  we had to load it back on top of my Tracker! That bitch was 
                  heavy! and plastic boat ain't go no personality! She maxed out 
                  my 50 pound fish scale I got at Walmart for 4.96! As MLK quoted, 
                  "I have a dream!"....... I got one too!........my 
                  dream is to catch a fish that weighs more than my boat! Nuff 
                  said about that.....So.......I got a saying too......"If 
                  it floats then git it in the water!"......then after you've 
                  tried all kinds you can make up yo own mind as to which boat 
                  is best fer you and your do'ns. Hey......I be build'n a new 
                  one too! 20 to 30 pounds is a lot easier for an old fart to 
                  git on and off than a 50 pound tupperware tub nomatter how classy 
                  they look..........I'll stay with my old skinboats......and 
                  lightweight plywood jobbies! Keeps those muscle spasms down 
                  a bit you know! But I can't say too much bad about production 
                  boats that are cloned from a mother mold......especially when 
                  they paddle as good as this one did, even though they are a 
                  might,,, what I'll call......on the heavy side. Reminds me of 
                  an old girlfriend.......she wuz a bit heavy too! But she floated 
                  well! I wuz go'n out again today........guess what? It's snowing 
                  again, wind blowing like a banshee, and cold as a witches tit! 
                  Guess I could go up to Walmart and see if they got some new 
                  fishing lures in!