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                Part One 
              The thwarts (the sticks across the boat a little from the ends) 
                fore and aft (at the front and back) are about eighteen inches 
                from either end. 
               The little side panel inwales copied from the Hattory 
                actually add quite a lot of stability as they are at the lowest 
                point to stop water coming in when the boat leans to the side 
                and they add a lot of rigidity. In a pretest float of the Ollie 
                Punt the boat sagged noticeably in the middle under load without 
                them and the back rest. These side panels are simply made by laying 
                a board along the gunwales above where the side panels will go, 
                mark the line you need to cut with a pencil from underneath and 
                then cut out with a saw (I used a jig saw ). The backrest is 9 
                inches back from the center but could be further back if you have 
                a full body PFD to account for. Because I made mine to join into 
                both the sides and the side panels at the same time, I made a 
                couple of dummy cardboard ones before I got it right, starting 
                with just one end, then tracing that onto a full length bit of 
                cardboard and then just traced the cardboard onto the final piece 
                of wood.  
              Stainless steel metal work screws were used for any permanent 
                screwing (Keel piece, thwarts, side panels, back rest and ends). 
                The addition of a skeg (a directional fin) to improve tracking 
                (staying on line) might be on the agenda as the Ollie Punt is 
                very good at turning, which makes it a little harder to travel 
                in a straight line. Perhaps one shaped like the exhaust from a 
                rocket engine, or a dragon tail with a matching head as a bow 
                ornament, or a fake outboard motor profile, you could even make 
                it a boring triangle of wood if you like. All it has to be is 
                vertical surface area as far from the center as possible, you 
                can even put them at the front, or a couple of parallel ones right 
                at the back a little way apart like they have on surf boards. 
                However, you don't need to travel in a straight line to have fun 
                on the water. Indeed you don't even need to stay upright, you 
                just finish up having fun in the water too (temperature permitting). 
               
              We painted it white because white Ollie Punts are supposed to 
                be luckier than gray ones. I was a little frustrated after the 
                painting because the glue reacted a little with the cheap canned 
                spray paint I was using and the paint did not dry properly for 
                about 2 weeks. Thankfully the glue was white too so no-one apart 
                from me needs to know.  
              
              In the first instance pool noodles tucked under the thwarts provided 
                temporary emergency floatation. You might want to think about 
                boxing the ends in or gluing split pool noodles to the sides (Wacky 
                Lassie).  
              The ukulele headed paddle is a reasonably efficient form of propulsion. 
                Don't worry I didn't use real ukuleles. I traced the outline of 
                my ukulele onto some spare plywood I had laying around, enlarging 
                it slightly by hand. Two 1.5m lengths of 19x45mm pine glued together 
                and a lot of power planing and rasping and sanding and a few coats 
                of varnish finished the job. We did try to use a longer paddle 
                but the additional leverage coupled with the ease of turning made 
                the boat wander a bit more when trying to travel in a strait line. 
                A more efficient form of propulsion trialed during the first launch 
                was derived from a father with flippers on acting as an outboard 
                motor. Unfortunately photos of this method of propulsion are unavailable 
                as only my son and I were at the launch and there was nobody else 
                to hold the camera.  
              Greater carrying capacity can be generated at the expense of 
                fore and aft stability by increasing the width in the middle and 
                decreasing the width at the ends (see below). The complexity of 
                the curving can be reduced by wasting plywood.  
              I grant you, like it's predecessors, it looks a little like an 
                upside down admiral's hat or a pirate hat but it is a lot of fun. 
                (I think I mentioned earlier it might kind of work as a folding 
                boat, and with a few tweaks we can get something that might look 
                more like a pirate ship. I have made a one sheet folding pirate 
                ship using this sort of design but it is not structurally sound 
                as a boat. I am working on improvements. Stay tuned for further 
                developments).  
              Some more half sheet variations I have not had time or 
                wife's patience to build  
              
                 
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                  A shorter fatter dug | 
                 
               
              
                 
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                  A squashed octagon | 
                 
               
              
                 
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                  A squashed hexagon | 
                 
               
                
              
               Needless to say these half sheet plans can be stretched across 
                two or more half sheets laid end on end, or even on any number 
                of 2/3 or full width sheets. You may even decide to make 2 identical 
                boats, one with joins in the sides and one without.  
              I have mucked about looking at how to turn a square half sheet 
                (4 foot by 4 foot) into a boat but these are in a highly advanced 
                stage of complete under development.  
              Other things I learned making this boat (and other times): 
               A few drywall screws hold things together very well on a temporary 
                basis and if you use a washer they do not mark the surface too 
                badly. Staples work too but are not very strong.  
               A drywall screw leaves a round hole 2 or 3mm in diameter. 
                As a youngster my father taught me to fill nail or screw holes 
                (round) with a matchstick (2mm square aspen) and a drop of glue. 
                A bamboo toothpick is a circle 2mm in diameter and a bamboo BBQ 
                skewer is a circle 3mm in diameter (though they can come in other 
                thicknesses). Bamboo is tougher than aspen but aspen will crush 
                more easily if you are going to put a screw back into the hole 
                (i. e. when a screw has lost grip due to rot, rust or mechanical 
                failure).  
               When clamping things together, a clamping block (scrap wood/mdf/chipboard/plywood) 
                between the clamps and the objects you are clamping will reduce 
                the clamps marking the surface of the things being clamped together. 
                It also helps spread the clamping pressure, especially useful 
                if you are gluing thin flexible plywood.  
               A problem that can be encountered with foamy polyurethane glues 
                or messy workers like me is clamping blocks sticking to the things 
                you are gluing. To stop this a bond breaking membrane between 
                the block and the things being glued together is useful. The two 
                bond breaking membranes I have used are greaseproof paper (AKA 
                baking paper) and the non sticky side of brown packaging tape. 
                I have a number of handy blocks pre-covered with brown packaging 
                tape for just this purpose. As a point of warning, some glues 
                stick surprisingly well to the sticky side of brown packaging 
                tape.  
               There is such a thing as a releasable cable tie. This makes 
                them easier to reuse and adjust. I am still reusing the ones used 
                to make the Ollie Punt to keep the cables on my power tools and 
                USB gadgets tidy. You can release a standard non releasable cable 
                tie using a pin but it is a bit fiddly.  
               Five minute epoxy mixed with sawdust makes a great quick set 
                filler. For the record foamy polyurethane glue mixed with sawdust 
                makes a lousy filler  
               Epoxy, polyester resin, foamy polyurethane and soft polyurethane 
                glues (eg Bostik gold Sikaflex or PL-concrete) are all good at 
                some things. If you know what you are doing and take into account 
                their properties when you are joining things they are as interchangeable 
                as steel and rubber. The hard resin glues with filleting add stiffness, 
                reducing the need for bracing. Joining the panels using the soft 
                flexible glues I used is akin to waterproofing the joins without 
                stiffening them much at all.  
               Before you make a boat, make a test of designs and techniques 
                in cardboard first. An old cereal packet and sticky tape are a 
                lot cheaper than plywood, epoxy and polyurethane.  
               Before you make a half sheet boat, or any other boat for that 
                matter there is one step you must take - Learn to swim and use 
                the right safety gear.  
              The usual warnings and disclaimers at the end. 
               
              You should realize by now that these plans are for extremely 
                small boats for use in extremely sheltered waters and the only 
                reason they don't fall into the category "aquatic toy" 
                is that I do not have a copy of ISO 8124.1:2002 pertaining to 
                the definition of aquatic toys, which they probably fail. In any 
                case feel free to write "Not a life saving device" on 
                them just to be on the safe side. Please follow all local regulations 
                as for recreational boating. These local regulations usually take 
                into account local conditions like if you need an arctic survival 
                suit or a can of octopus repellant and let you know where things 
                like designated water ski areas are. A water skier would be pulling 
                bits of plywood out of his or her shins for a week if they hit 
                one of these designs at speed and while body piercing is fashionable, 
                having it done to you by a pair of water skis is not likely to 
                be a good look.  
              Above all be sensible about the conditions, your abilities and 
                the abilities of your children. Local authorities really hate 
                asking questions like "We understand his father put him in 
                a crocodile infested river in a canoe with 5 inches of free board 
                - What was his relationship with his father really like?" 
                or "Why did he attempt his maiden journey across the Atlantic 
                during iceberg season?". Children should be schooled in water 
                safety and taught to swim. You are legally responsible for your 
                own actions and the supervision of children in and around water. 
                Water is dangerous and cold water more so.  
              I accept no responsibility for any damages consequential or otherwise 
                if you attempt to make one of these designs, use these construction 
                techniques, fall off your chair laughing at one of my stupid jokes, 
                accidentally poke yourself in the eye with a pencil or attempt 
                any body piercing techniques mentioned.  
              No ukuleles were harmed in the making of this article, though 
                they did get played with quite a lot. 
                
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